I actually tried doing a blog a few years ago. It has since been lost to the aether of other failed projects due to a combination of depression, a massive shift in my day job, and losing pertinent files to data loss. Remember to back up your files, mateys.

Recently, I found myself at a crossroads (as I tend to do at random points during the year.) My brain suddenly decided to say, “Something is wrong. Fix it.” 

Okay. Fix what though?

“Fix it.”

What am I fix-

“But fix it, though.”

Seeing as how nearly everything relating to humans is a complex labyrinth of fuckery, I don’t know what specifically to fix. Even trying to brainstorm and organize what in my life needs fixing ends up getting me so overwhelmed that I just give up until my brain starts saying “Fix it,” again.

So yeah, after all that, I’m still not sure what needs to be “fixed.” But, I do know that things in my sphere can be changed, if only to keep things interesting in my life. Other people in similar positions will either start/end relationships, buy a new boat or car, or cut most of their hair and dye it a crazy color.

I impulsively bought a WordPress subscription. (I have dreadlocks. I’m not cutting them anytime soon.)

So, here’s what I’m going to do. I don’t care if no one reads what I write, I’m going to try and post at least once a week. The topics can range from things that happened within the week, to things that just occupy my mind rent-free. Some will be silly, others will be serious, and others may make your blood pressure spike. Like I said before, the human experience is complex, so be prepared for different topics. 

So stick around and read something, or pop over to my YouTube channel if you want to hear my allegedly soothing alto. Either way, welcome aboard.